小品傻子上學臺詞範本
導語：臺詞是戲劇表演中角色所說的話語。是劇作者用以展示劇情，刻畫人物，體現主題的主要手段。也是劇本構成的基本成分。以下是小編整理小品傻子上學臺詞的資料，歡迎閱讀參考。
電話響！
學生甲：上課了，上課了。
學生乙：誒，上課了，上課了，快點快點上課了。
學生甲：班長好。
學生乙：你好，誒，聽說咱們班又來了一個新班主任，還是個女的。
學生甲：管它是男還是女的，來了照樣把她攆走。
學生乙：嗯。
學生丙：誒，你們倆好。
學生甲學生乙：早上好！
學生丙：這麼早就來了，誒，有沒聽說咱們班又換班主任了。
學生甲學生乙：知道了知道了，早就知道了。
學生丙：誒，而且還是個女的。
學生甲學生乙：也知道了，也知道了。
學生丙：誒，要不我們呆會整整她。給她起個外號。
學生甲：誒，不錯不錯，這個主意不錯。那起什麼外號。
學生丙：誒，叫喇叭花。
學生甲：喇叭花，太俗了太俗了太俗了。
學生乙：那這樣好不好？咱們幫她起個外號叫老母雞。
學生甲：啊，老母雞。
學生乙：嗯。
學生甲：現在禽流感特嚴重。還，還敢叫老母雞。
學生丙：就是。
學生乙：那叫，誒，乾脆這樣好啦，叫她老處女。
學生甲學生丙：好好好~~~~~
學生甲：這個好，這個好，這個好。
學生乙：這個主意不錯哦。那待會你來叫好啦？（指向學生丙）
學生丙：我不叫。
學生乙：那你來叫（指向學生甲）
學生甲：我也不叫。
學生乙：那你也不叫，她也不叫，誰叫啊？
學生丙：誒，有啦，呆會傻子來了，讓他叫。
學生乙：誒，好主意，好主意。
學生甲：這個主意不錯。
學生乙：傻子，上課啦，上課啦，上課啦。
傻子學生：來啦。（跳豔舞出場）~~笑什麼笑啊？沒見過帥哥啊？？
學生甲：誒，誒，傻子。
傻子學生：嗯。
學生甲：我們班又來了一個新班主任。我們給她起了個外號叫老處女。一會她來了你叫哦。
傻子學生：我不叫。
學生甲：爲什麼？
傻子學生：你們老騙我，每次我一張嘴，你們把嘴都閉上了。
學生甲：不是，這次不騙你。
學生乙學生丙：對。
學生甲：我們大傢伙一起叫。
學生乙學生丙：嗯。
傻子學生：這次不騙我？
學生甲學生乙學生丙：嗯，對啊，這次不騙你。一起叫。
傻子學生：好，一起叫。
老師：大家好，我就是新來的班主任。聽說這個班的學生特別難得教，但是，我非常有愛心，我會將我的
愛心，來感化他們。同學們好！
學生甲學生乙學生丙傻子學生：老。
傻子學生：處女好。
老師：是哪位小同學喊老師是老處女，請往前一步。（學生甲學生乙學生丙一起退後）~~小同學，請你站
起來。
傻子學生：嗯。
老師：小同學，你站穩咯。
傻子學生：老師：地不平。
老師：小同學，你知道啥子叫老處女。
傻子學生：我爸爸說，沒有被處理過的人，就叫老處女。
老師：我有信心，我有耐心。小同學，請你跟老師到辦公室去一下。
傻子學生：幹什麼？
老師：老師請你吃巧克力。
傻子學生：真的？
老師：真的，來。
傻子學生：耶，吃巧克力去咯。
學生乙：誒，這叫老處女還吃巧克力？
學生丙：就是，早知道我們也叫哪。
學生甲：就是啊。
老師：我請你吃巧克力，德芙的，金帝的，吃啊吃，你吃飽啊。（走出來）我從來不體罰我的學生。小同
學你可以出來了。
傻子學生：來了（跳豔舞）。
學生乙：誒，你怎麼啦？傻子。
學生丙：傻子，你沒事吧？
傻子學生：老師打人。
學生甲學生乙學生丙：我們看看，看看。
學生甲：唉喲，傷得不輕啊？
學生乙：打得不輕啊？
老師：坐好咯，開始上課了。老師先給你們上第一課，教你們念個漢字。請所有同學跟我一起來念，看清
楚。學生乙老師i~~
學生甲學生乙學生丙：學生乙老師i
傻子學生：p老師i
老師：學生乙老師i
延伸閱讀（英語版）：
The phone ring!
Student a: class, class.
Student b: oh, class. Class. Hurry up.
Student a: class monitor.
Student b: hello, I heard that our class has a new head teacher, still a girl.
Student a: if it's a man or a woman, it's the same as getting her away.
Student b: well.
Student c: oh, you two are fine.
Student a student b: good morning!
Student c: it's coming so early, well, I haven't heard that our class change director again.
Student a student b: know already know, already knew.
Student c: oh, and it's a girl.
Student a student b: also know, also know.
Student c: oh, or we'll be all over her. Give her a nickname.
Student a: well, that's a good idea. What's that nickname?
Student c: oh, it's called the trumpet flower.
Student a: bell-flower, too vulgar, too vulgar.
Student b: how about that? Let's call her an old hen.
Student a: oh, the old hen.
Student b: well.
Student a: bird flu is very serious now. Still, dare call old hen.
Student c: yes.
Student b: that call, alas, simply so good, call her old maid.
Student a student c: good good ~~~~
Student a: this good, this good, this good.
Student b: that's a good idea. Would you like to call it a day? (student c)
Student c: I'm not calling.
Student b: then you will call (point to student a)
Student a: neither do I.
Student b: then you do not call, she does not call, who call?
Student c: oh, yes, there's a fool. Let him call.
Student b: oh, good idea. Good idea.
Student a: that's a good idea.
Student b: fool, class, class, class.
Student: come here. (dance a lap dance) ~~ smile what laugh? I haven't seen a handsome guy.
Student a: hey, hey, fool.
Student: um.
Student a: we have a new head teacher in our class. We called her an old maid. She came to you later.
Student: I don't.
Student a: why?
Silly student: you always cheat me, every time I open mouth, you shut up your mouth.
Student a: no, not this time.
Student b student c: yes.
Student a: we're big guys.
Student b student c: HMM.
Stupid student: don't cheat me this time?
Student a student b student c: well, yes, this time not to cheat you. Call together.
Silly student: ok, together.
Teacher: hello, everyone. I am the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are especially hard to teach, but I am very loving and I will give it to me
Love, to influence them. Hi, class!
Student a student b student c a student: old.
Student: a virgin.
Teacher: is which small classmate call teacher is old maid, please move forward a step. (student a student b student c to back together) ~~ little classmate, please stand
To get up.
Student: um.
Teacher: small classmate, you stand firm.
Fool student: teacher: the ground is uneven.
Teacher: little classmate, you know what call old maid.
Silly student: my father says that the man who has not been treated is called an old maid.
Teacher: I have confidence. I have patience. Please go to the office with your teacher.
Stupid student: what for?
Teacher: please eat chocolate.
Idiot student: really?
Teacher: really, come on.
Student: yeah, eat chocolate.
Student b: oh, is this an old maid still eating chocolate?
Student c: yes, I know we are.
Student a: yeah.
Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, dove's, king's. Eat and eat. You're full. I never spanked my students. Small with
You can come out.
Silly student: come on.
Student b: oh, what's wrong with you? A fool.
Student c: fool, are you ok?
Fool's student: teacher dozen people.
Student a student b student c: let's see, look.
Student a: alas, are you hurt?
Student b: it's not too light.
Teacher: sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you first lesson and teach you the Chinese characters. Please come with me to read it
Chu. Student b teacher I ~~
Student b student b: student b teacher I
Student: p teacher I
Teacher: student b teacher I
