小品傻子上學臺詞範本大綱
導語:臺詞是戲劇表演中角色所說的話語。是劇作者用以展示劇情,刻畫人物,體現主題的主要手段。也是劇本構成的'基本成分。以下是小編整理小品傻子上學臺詞的資料,歡迎閱讀參考。
電話響!
學生甲:上課了,上課了。
學生乙:誒,上課了,上課了,快點快點上課了。
學生甲:班長好。
學生乙:你好,誒,聽說咱們班又來了一個新班主任,還是個女的。
學生甲:管它是男還是女的,來了照樣把她攆走。
學生乙:嗯。
學生丙:誒,你們倆好。
學生甲學生乙:早上好!
學生丙:這麼早就來了,誒,有沒聽說咱們班又換班主任了。
學生甲學生乙:知道了知道了,早就知道了。
學生丙:誒,而且還是個女的。
學生甲學生乙:也知道了,也知道了。
學生丙:誒,要不我們呆會整整她。給她起個外號。
學生甲:誒,不錯不錯,這個主意不錯。那起什麼外號。
學生丙:誒,叫喇叭花。
學生甲:喇叭花,太俗了太俗了太俗了。
學生乙:那這樣好不好?咱們幫她起個外號叫老母雞。
學生甲:啊,老母雞。
學生乙:嗯。
學生甲:現在禽流感特嚴重。還,還敢叫老母雞。
學生丙:就是。
學生乙:那叫,誒,乾脆這樣好啦,叫她老處女。
學生甲學生丙:好好好~~~~~
學生甲:這個好,這個好,這個好。
學生乙:這個主意不錯哦。那待會你來叫好啦?(指向學生丙)
學生丙:我不叫。
學生乙:那你來叫(指向學生甲)
學生甲:我也不叫。
學生乙:那你也不叫,她也不叫,誰叫啊?
學生丙:誒,有啦,呆會傻子來了,讓他叫。
學生乙:誒,好主意,好主意。
學生甲:這個主意不錯。
學生乙:傻子,上課啦,上課啦,上課啦。
傻子學生:來啦。(跳豔舞出場)~~笑什麼笑啊?沒見過帥哥啊??
學生甲:誒,誒,傻子。
傻子學生:嗯。
學生甲:我們班又來了一個新班主任。我們給她起了個外號叫老處女。一會她來了你叫哦。
傻子學生:我不叫。
學生甲:爲什麼?
傻子學生:你們老騙我,每次我一張嘴,你們把嘴都閉上了。
學生甲:不是,這次不騙你。
學生乙學生丙:對。
學生甲:我們大傢伙一起叫。
學生乙學生丙:嗯。
傻子學生:這次不騙我?
學生甲學生乙學生丙:嗯,對啊,這次不騙你。一起叫。
傻子學生:好,一起叫。
老師:大家好,我就是新來的班主任。聽說這個班的學生特別難得教,但是,我非常有愛心,我會將我的
愛心,來感化他們。同學們好!
學生甲學生乙學生丙傻子學生:老。
傻子學生:處女好。
老師:是哪位小同學喊老師是老處女,請往前一步。(學生甲學生乙學生丙一起退後)~~小同學,請你站
起來。
傻子學生:嗯。
老師:小同學,你站穩咯。
傻子學生:老師:地不平。
老師:小同學,你知道啥子叫老處女。
傻子學生:我爸爸說,沒有被處理過的人,就叫老處女。
老師:我有信心,我有耐心。小同學,請你跟老師到辦公室去一下。
傻子學生:幹什麼?
老師:老師請你吃巧克力。
傻子學生:真的?
老師:真的,來。
傻子學生:耶,吃巧克力去咯。
學生乙:誒,這叫老處女還吃巧克力?
學生丙:就是,早知道我們也叫哪。
學生甲:就是啊。
老師:我請你吃巧克力,德芙的,金帝的,吃啊吃,你吃飽啊。(走出來)我從來不體罰我的學生。小同
學你可以出來了。
傻子學生:來了(跳豔舞)。
學生乙:誒,你怎麼啦?傻子。
學生丙:傻子,你沒事吧?
傻子學生:老師打人。
學生甲學生乙學生丙:我們看看,看看。
學生甲:唉喲,傷得不輕啊?
學生乙:打得不輕啊?
老師:坐好咯,開始上課了。老師先給你們上第一課,教你們念個漢字。請所有同學跟我一起來念,看清
楚。學生乙老師i~~
學生甲學生乙學生丙:學生乙老師i
傻子學生:p老師i
老師:學生乙老師i
延伸閱讀(英語版):
The phone ring!
Student a: class, class.
Student b: oh, class. Class. Hurry up.
Student a: class monitor.
Student b: hello, I heard that our class has a new head teacher, still a girl.
Student a: if it's a man or a woman, it's the same as getting her away.
Student b: well.
Student c: oh, you two are fine.
Student a student b: good morning!
Student c: it's coming so early, well, I haven't heard that our class change director again.
Student a student b: know already know, already knew.
Student c: oh, and it's a girl.
Student a student b: also know, also know.
Student c: oh, or we'll be all over her. Give her a nickname.
Student a: well, that's a good idea. What's that nickname?
Student c: oh, it's called the trumpet flower.
Student a: bell-flower, too vulgar, too vulgar.
Student b: how about that? Let's call her an old hen.
Student a: oh, the old hen.
Student b: well.
Student a: bird flu is very serious now. Still, dare call old hen.
Student c: yes.
Student b: that call, alas, simply so good, call her old maid.
Student a student c: good good ~~~~
Student a: this good, this good, this good.
Student b: that's a good idea. Would you like to call it a day? (student c)
Student c: I'm not calling.
Student b: then you will call (point to student a)
Student a: neither do I.
Student b: then you do not call, she does not call, who call?
Student c: oh, yes, there's a fool. Let him call.
Student b: oh, good idea. Good idea.
Student a: that's a good idea.
Student b: fool, class, class, class.
Student: come here. (dance a lap dance) ~~ smile what laugh? I haven't seen a handsome guy.
Student a: hey, hey, fool.
Student: um.
Student a: we have a new head teacher in our class. We called her an old maid. She came to you later.
Student: I don't.
Student a: why?
Silly student: you always cheat me, every time I open mouth, you shut up your mouth.
Student a: no, not this time.
Student b student c: yes.
Student a: we're big guys.
Student b student c: HMM.
Stupid student: don't cheat me this time?
Student a student b student c: well, yes, this time not to cheat you. Call together.
Silly student: ok, together.
Teacher: hello, everyone. I am the new head teacher. It is said that the students in this class are especially hard to teach, but I am very loving and I will give it to me
Love, to influence them. Hi, class!
Student a student b student c a student: old.
Student: a virgin.
Teacher: is which small classmate call teacher is old maid, please move forward a step. (student a student b student c to back together) ~~ little classmate, please stand
To get up.
Student: um.
Teacher: small classmate, you stand firm.
Fool student: teacher: the ground is uneven.
Teacher: little classmate, you know what call old maid.
Silly student: my father says that the man who has not been treated is called an old maid.
Teacher: I have confidence. I have patience. Please go to the office with your teacher.
Stupid student: what for?
Teacher: please eat chocolate.
Idiot student: really?
Teacher: really, come on.
Student: yeah, eat chocolate.
Student b: oh, is this an old maid still eating chocolate?
Student c: yes, I know we are.
Student a: yeah.
Teacher: I'll treat you to chocolate, dove's, king's. Eat and eat. You're full. I never spanked my students. Small with
You can come out.
Silly student: come on.
Student b: oh, what's wrong with you? A fool.
Student c: fool, are you ok?
Fool's student: teacher dozen people.
Student a student b student c: let's see, look.
Student a: alas, are you hurt?
Student b: it's not too light.
Teacher: sit down and start the class. The teacher will give you first lesson and teach you the Chinese characters. Please come with me to read it
Chu. Student b teacher I ~~
Student b student b: student b teacher I
Student: p teacher I
Teacher: student b teacher I