破產姐妹的經典語錄
Every day when I pass by it,Ithink two things:one,Iwish i had a gun and,two,someday im gonna order breadfast to be deliverd
每天我們從店門口經過,想的都是兩件事:一,要是我有槍就好了,二,總有一天我要訂他們家碉堡了的羊角麪包。
Youre right,max,You only live 。
沒錯,麥克斯 人就一輩子,該吃吃,該喝喝。
And now my phone just died。Its an epidemic
我的手機都掛了,這是回傳染的。
And now my phone just died。Its an epidemic
我的手機都掛了,這是回傳
And the nsa checks our phones like a crazy ex-girlfriend
國家安全局像發了瘋的'前女友般qieting我們的手機
and texas hates women,florida hates blacks
德克薩斯州歧視女人,佛羅裏州歧視黑人
And everybody hates everything with the exception,of angelina jolie,who is totally awesome。
每個人都討厭所有的一切,但就是不討厭安吉麗娜.朱麗 她人實在好
Let me turn off the lights for a more dramatic impact
我把燈關了,讓你們更爲震撼
It used to s-mell like the palce poop comes to die
這地方本來是一股死老鼠死了又死的味道
or death comes to poop
或者是死老鼠活過來的味道
And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.
他倒下的時候,看着我微笑。心滿意足,非常平靜。
A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down
終於有女人要給Han一部分,但是他拒絕了。染的。
And as he fell,he looked up at me and s-miled content Peaceful.
他倒下的時候,看着我微笑。心滿意足,非常平靜。
A woman finally offers Han a piece,and he turns it down
終於有女人要給Han一部分,但是他拒絕了。
And look what we did! we created The greatest,coolest,chic-est cupcake shop,and I love it!
看看我們多厲害,我們創造了一間史上最酷,最潮的蛋糕店,我愛死它了。
why are the hot ones always gay?
長的帥的怎麼都是基男?