《GARFIELD加菲貓》臺詞大綱

y is not everything. There's MasterCard.

鈔票不是萬能的, 有時還需要信用卡。

made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是你的親戚, 幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱一愛一動物, 因爲它們很好吃。

ess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞, 他會給你帶來很多不相關的聯繫。

fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作很有意思。尤其是看着別人工作！

一ve water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水, 儘量和女友一起洗澡。

work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不會導致死亡。那麼爲什麼我還要去實踐？

the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去一愛一你的鄰居, 不過不要讓她的老公知道。

e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有更好的方式開始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

一愛一情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房時間來培養。

nd every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背後, 都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的`背後, 都有兩個。

future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

現在的夢想決定着你的將來, 所以還是再睡一會吧。

y man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。

dren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚，結婚的人很難再聰明起來。